The Northern 📍

Coffee & Cigarettes.     All a man really needs.  Maybe a glass of whiskey too. Mix it all together, throw in a little sun, and the world is yours to conquer. Life’s recipe for unlimited success.      Alrighty, perhaps not the cigarette. Perhaps we can skip that one for the time being. However, it is truly remarkable how far we as a species have gone off of those three substances. Caffeine, Nicotine and Alcohol have been responsible for probably 70% of the world’s advancements. How did I get 70%, you ask? Simple- I made it up. I thought it sounded like a viable number. Who knows what the real answer is? However, I am willing to wager I’m pretty close with that guess.        Have you ever seen the meme where they compare stoner societies to alcoholic societies? It always makes me laugh, for some reason. Stoner societies tend to be laid back, relaxed, and a bit of a gongshow. Alcoholics, on the other hand … different story. They tend t...

     If you had 24 hours to live, what would you do?      Pretty simple question, really. Who hasn’t been asked this at least once in their lifetime? Simple question, yet complicated answer. 24 hours can really fly by in the blink of an eye. Regardless, the question remains- what would you do? Would you party into oblivion, doing all the drugs and alcohol you could get your hands on before the dreaded final hour arrives? Would you go out with a bang, intoxicated and abbreviated beyond recognition? Or would you take risks like never before- go sky-diving, climb mountains, swim with sharks? Would you go to the casino, and bet it all on red? Or would you hit the race track, and spend your final hours betting on horses to get your thrills? Or would you self-implode to the knowledge that you were going to die in 24 hours, and take your own life instead? Would you spend time with your family and loved ones? Would you throw a party or BBQ and simply enjoy your rem...